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I Almost Got Rap3d! -@MysticGotJokes

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MyNameIsMaybe (1 month ago)
Her potbelly ass 😂
Queen Nikkoll (1 month ago)
Yeah female rape boys too
tumbling_on_stars (2 months ago)
Addams family bitches lmao. I just did an Addams family musical at school haha
Evian Mason (5 months ago)
He funny as hell..
Evian Mason (5 months ago)
Good thing i stay away from girlz
Evian Mason (5 months ago)
Dang thats messed up...
Quae Barnes (5 months ago)
Young Amazing got jokes bitch but my nigga mysticgotjokes you that nigga
donna eldridge (6 months ago)
My granddaughter got raped
Ace family FAN (7 months ago)
2:37 tho
Ez Prime (8 months ago)
Oh imma sit on yo dick without permission ass bitch!!😂
Ricky BlitZ (10 months ago)
Shut the fuck up
LatashaW18 (10 months ago)
I miss this Mystic videos use to be dope asf lol
Aubrihane XO (1 year ago)
You're jokes were amazing but wow... it's sad you were almost raped :/
Sauce King (1 year ago)
He got a big ass lazy eye😂😂😂
Sind Games (1 year ago)
More protection... like..... rape whistle? XD
Keyona Jimmerson (1 year ago)
help hungry bitch alert
PrimeTimeChriz (1 year ago)
brah hahahhahaha I cant stand the old Mystic dude was funny asl!!!
one of his eyes look bigger than the other one
Erionna Nation (1 year ago)
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😥😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 Find the different on!
valencia wells (1 year ago)
who watching this in 2017
Jorja.areah 237 (1 year ago)
U have been through a lot
Asia. Millz (1 year ago)
Cejay Reese (1 year ago)
"im not Ras B" 😂😂😂 "she got ta staring at my dick like a 3 musketeers bar" 😂😂😂
Sire III (1 year ago)
Yo handcuffs are hat asf that's my dream scenario, without the fat girl no thanks
Yezzyv2 350 (1 year ago)
I love shaq
Shanita's Life (1 year ago)
I died when he said "Help! Hungry bitch alert!" 😂😂
Jon (1 year ago)
you so funny thats why your name mystic got jokes and i know your real name is mark willams
Linda Caugherty (1 year ago)
Gaming God
Yezzyv2 350 (1 year ago)
Roman rigns
Hackerguy Carpenter (1 year ago)
If yall noticed the door knob kept on moving..
Zahaan Riyaz (1 year ago)
Matthew Carpenter oh shit
bhadie.flirt (1 year ago)
NUK3-_- ELITE714 (1 year ago)
nigga said help hungry bitch alert
Hostile (1 year ago)
i got hella scared when she looked at my dick like a 3 musketeers candy bar😂😂😂💀💀
Danush Tiru (1 year ago)
Wow that's interesting 😀😃😆I love that
Gg Johnson (1 year ago)
Damn he almost got fuck by a girl
Alex Hodder (1 year ago)
y do you guys think this is funny rape is serious
Sophia x (1 year ago)
omg thats so scarey glad ur ok
yanique grant (1 year ago)
team mystic💯💯🔥 biiiiiiaaaaatttch😉😉😉
Sonia Delecia (1 year ago)
This is hella funny!!!
Hope Abiola (1 year ago)
anicea joseph (1 year ago)
Haha dammmm Daniel
xxgoldenn Cartoons (1 year ago)
Who else wanted to rape him also
BrittleProductions (1 year ago)
Benjamin Chin (1 year ago)
Yo mystic the po box still active
Bogus Bozo (1 year ago)
Nice similies & metaphores.
Anthony Cedeno (1 year ago)
This man funny
Lamonica Hill (1 year ago)
he reminds me a bit of spoken reasons a bit
CoCo Smith (1 year ago)
shamu sitting on top of nemo ...lmaoooo
CoCo Smith (1 year ago)
Kadejah Loves (1 year ago)
Hear for the comments
Kyle Ngatham (1 year ago)
Not really rape for guys it's more of a entertainment for both sides
xitz dez (1 year ago)
Kyle Ngatham wtf no its not you fucking imbecile.
Karlene White (1 year ago)
"help hungry bitch alert" omg 😂
XFTX XX (1 year ago)
Thanks Haha (1 year ago)
that was hilarious 😄
Lil_zay Young zay (1 year ago)
Vernaya Hooks (1 year ago)
when he said shamoo sitting on nemo I was dying
Termz Of Legacy (1 year ago)
I swear I died laughing. I understand that it was serious, but the way he be wording his stories have me on the floor....😂😂😂
I Saucy (1 year ago)
Keesean Bowen (1 year ago)
Bianca Bazile (1 year ago)
he said thick in all the wrong places
kyjujtfj gvgv (1 year ago)
I'm so sorry for you Mystic I hope you feel a bit better now
amani davis (1 year ago)
Tinker bells Ford (1 year ago)
This video is funny asf 1⃣1⃣1⃣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Abiona Maddox (2 years ago)
He said Jennifer Hudson before weight watch looking azz!!!!!
That's F***ed up all tha way😱😱
Jasmine 90 (2 years ago)
Kaysha Baby (2 years ago)
d jay14200 (2 years ago)
liked it
Jakhia Wright (2 years ago)
Khadija Bangurah (2 years ago)
Well thank got the title isn't "I got raped"
Sara Prioleau (2 years ago)
I feel bad.
ju (2 years ago)
"He's not about to rip a black hole in my black hole"😂😂😂😂😂
SulasPakaLV (2 years ago)
Miixzy Is OBJ (2 years ago)
nigga got raped with L's
rayshawn russ (1 year ago)
L,L,L it's a loss
Sebastian Michaelis (2 years ago)
Dailene Escobar (2 years ago)
omg I was trying so hard to not laugh but I couldn't
Its Karliii (2 years ago)
Daesha Grayson (2 years ago)
😂😂😂 "this old imma sit on ya dick without permission " 😂😂
Jay Jay White Boii (2 years ago)
well you are cute... but rape is not something to joke about... deff since a male sub teacher smacked my a$$.. and I thought I would've got raped
MONEY QUEEN OR NAH (2 years ago)
is he ok? sorry for that
Carolina Branca (2 years ago)
Lisa Nwanochie (2 years ago)
O.J hakim (2 years ago)
I don't understand, was it the fat sister the whole time cause if it was, then boy you stupid
Joanne (2 years ago)
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm done for the night. I can't breathe
Elephant (2 years ago)
I can break these cuffs.
Roy Garcia (1 year ago)
u can't break those cuffs
21 Savage (2 years ago)
how Big is your d**k
Guy Hurd 365 (2 years ago)
da heck
Guy Hurd 365 (2 years ago)
+Riley Knight lol
21 Savage (2 years ago)
It's little that's why
jinitalia (2 years ago)
None-of-your-fucking-business inches
Danelle Greene (2 years ago)
lol I'd so like to be that girl who got to be alone with you M...
SimplyDessB (2 years ago)
OMG 😭💀😂
ryan nassar (2 years ago)
yeah ok u got almost got raped so true AKA not true
Sameerah Harris (2 years ago)
That girl moment he had with the hat I'm dead😫😂
jaelah bush (2 years ago)
Rape is not funny I died watching this 😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂
walrus teeth (2 years ago)
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Carla Vander (2 years ago)
He couldn't handle a lot of meat😂😂
Armon Huff (2 years ago)
Now just imagine shamu sitting on nemo 😂
TRAPSTARR.PINKYY (2 years ago)
Nigga read tha title and was weak ... God forgive me tho 😂😂😂
Lucy Joram (2 years ago)
2:40 killed me😂
Derrick McIntyre (2 years ago)
KAMERON RENDELL (2 years ago)
i'm daddy
Kyler Durkns (2 years ago)
he said stop chill that kinda feel good but chill
Megan Thomson (2 years ago)
I laughed, sorry about that 😔😔
TK PLaYz (2 years ago)
Sub to me and I'll sub back
TK PLaYz (2 years ago)
+Miranda Sings subbed
The Siberian Husky (2 years ago)
Michaela Perez (2 years ago)
Nooooo wayyyyyy I would literally cried
Defconpain64 (2 years ago)
BOYY👋👋👋 you almost got roasted

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