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Nerd Chat Line - SNL

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The Exclusive Connections spokeswoman (Paris Hilton) says they know what kind of guy calls a sex line at 1 am: nerds! Whether the nerd likes Star Wars, Star Trek, or Hobbit, they have the girl. [Season 30, 2005] #SNL Get more SNL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-liv... Like SNL: https://www.facebook.com/snl Follow SNL: https://twitter.com/nbcsnl SNL Tumblr: http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/ SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl SNL Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/
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Nathan (8 hours ago)
i wanna exterminate paris.... off the planet!
Joe kauhn (11 hours ago)
Oh man it's Storm from the X-men.
immaculateboy (1 day ago)
This. Was. Amazing.
WTF happened to Paris Hilton?
Arden Dryburgh (1 day ago)
Don't call the number on the screen Its insurance
theidahospud (1 day ago)
This was when SNL was funny and entertaining--- It sucks now!
56postoffice (1 day ago)
Paris Hilton, I have to say, was really good in this skit.
Shannon Felder (1 day ago)
Can we talk about the fact that none of the dnd references made sense? Whoever heard of rolling a d12 for a saving throw?
James Martin (1 day ago)
Aside from the druidic monk remark. Perfect.
Josh B Games (1 day ago)
Dungeon masters don't have levels
Kevin G (1 day ago)
Ok ok this shit is hilarious.
DoorknobHead (2 days ago)
"Do you want to exterminate me?" -- a joke for the writers? Yeeeees! Yeeeeeees!!
dLimboStick (2 days ago)
2:12 Seth and Rachel FTW!! Hilarious!
Eric Lawrence (2 days ago)
Lazy Spark (2 days ago)
Before nerds went mainstream and it was cool to like these things.
David Elias (3 days ago)
I'm 46 years old and I totally love this skit.
albinodrow74 (3 days ago)
It's funny, but isn't kinda hypocritical, if you make fun of someone for being gay, or being ghetto, or being gender fluid, your a racist or a bigot. But if you like sci-fi it's open season.
Bronwyn SoCal Gal (3 days ago)
Is it sad that I know ALL of these references? Does this make me a Nerd?! =(
TyrannoJack (3 days ago)
so cool to see this old cast and how successful they all are now!
TheAmbSteve (3 days ago)
Paris is hot
LiqurMeUp (3 days ago)
Is that the Hilton CHICK? If so, DUDE SHE GOT UGLY. SHe is out there flaunting that as good looking....ouch. Someone take her down a few notches.
Bellches100 (3 days ago)
3:07 Amy poehler saying yes at the right time
meinHeld (3 days ago)
These comments are legendary. The bar's not high, tho. But still.
whats with her face..
emma (3 days ago)
thought the leia bit was kind of bad taste, but it was a funny sketch nonetheless.
Preston Swooper (3 days ago)
Sheldon's bill must be sky high.
Jose Rodriguez (3 days ago)
Jay 1066 (3 days ago)
Voporal sword is so OP for level 5.
T Graham (3 days ago)
I'm totally using their sexy lines the next time I get a chance, I already have Lieutenant uhura's outfit from Halloween last year so I'm ready to go! See it's in my photo I wore it in DC!
Joshua Dodge (3 days ago)
Dungeon masters don't have levels.... Strike one, SNL ;)
zh Coco (3 days ago)
Regina George's mom...?
sdrury01 (3 days ago)
Somebody please put this show out of it's misery
Richard Rowley (3 days ago)
Wow Tina Fey makes an amazing Princes Leia
tenshiprincess (4 days ago)
Fey's wig. Wtf...lol miss this stuff with fey so much.
Noa (4 days ago)
Did she just pronounce scarf wrong ... how is this not the only thing we are talking about
Cole Scheer (4 days ago)
Wait, go around the misty mountains to the gap of Rohan, and then up to rivendel, locates way north on the west side of the mountains? That’s not how directions work. Maybe if you are coming from Lorien, but why would you leave there in search of elves?
cgarcia262 (4 days ago)
I think Paris Hilton did a great job.
Funny Animato (4 days ago)
That's the worst button ever.
Sellinga coerwa (4 days ago)
Dungeon Masters don't have levels, and you ROLL SAVING THROWS ON D20'S!!
Rob Hansen (4 days ago)
I want to call and get a Fremen female with blue upon blue eyes and help her with her stillsuit.
Luis Chambers (4 days ago)
Great skit! Maya Rudolph was hilarious!! 😂😂😂
Cole Schmitt (4 days ago)
Lol level 5 dungeon master
Jesse Rivera (4 days ago)
She had me at rivendale
Tiffany Burns (4 days ago)
Okay but this isn't a bad idea
Shawn K (4 days ago)
honestly, paris hilton killed this. she acted it well and actually had a lot of pretty complicated lines that she delivered well
Tal Moore (4 days ago)
You roll a d20 on a saving throw, not a d12. Gah!
Teenage Regrettes (4 days ago)
that's triggering
Jonas_Oxen (4 days ago)
1:02 "And, I don't think it's really fair for me to be on a jury because I'm a hologram..."
youmils03 (4 days ago)
Wrong description
Sophia W (4 days ago)
Has anyone actually tried calling that number?
dr. distortion jqg (4 days ago)
wrong storyline posted for the nerd chat line skit!
ELIAD SAVEL (4 days ago)
not even one from FBI or CIA ...they know to lie the best !
Zachary Foster (5 days ago)
Leai never went to Degobah...
This is so bias, where are my anime bitches at?
MatchstalkMan (5 days ago)
2:19 SETH!!!! Yay!
Matthew (5 days ago)
This is so perfect! Is it worrying that I'm a little turned on? Don't judge me! :)
Trevor Hirsch (5 days ago)
🚽 mind
JTib (5 days ago)
As usual the Bronies and Otaku are underrepresented.
NikSkaro (5 days ago)
South Park did this with Food Network.. and it was better.
Susan (5 days ago)
OK nerds, be honest, how many of you would really call this line just to pretend this excellent sketch could go on as long as you like at 3.99$ a minute?
Marcus Price (5 days ago)
TheB antique (5 days ago)
May i take all the girls at once?NabukeddenezarRamzesOdynPerseusPanSupermanMaskNeo
Rob C (5 days ago)
oh that's nice! LOL, nerd!
Johnny Loaps (5 days ago)
Maya was trying hard not to crack up!
Jeffrey P (5 days ago)
Seeing Paris ruined the skit for me. Damn! She is so gross!
Maxx (5 days ago)
I've always said a strip club just for cosplay would be fantastic. Costumes would be sooooo easy! Stormtroopers are just helmets and white bikinis lol
Sol Rosenberg
juliesngh (5 days ago)
Seth 😂😂😂
Mr Dave (5 days ago)
Tina Fey looks sooooooo adorable. She's a certified MILF.
TheAnyfingname (5 days ago)
My panties are soaked watching this.
gooboberti (5 days ago)
Nowadays this is present in twitch streamers.
gooboberti (5 days ago)
Paris Hilton is actually doing a pretty good acting job here.
Darth Kamen (5 days ago)
I'm clearly in the minority, but I don't think it was that funny. Maybe because the Star Wars references were the only ones I really got.
David Jones (5 days ago)
Paris Hilton, wow! I wonder if she still has that pineapple up inside her from when she was on South Park?
Chuck Modzinski (5 days ago)
Genius! I need this! I just achieved Nerdvana!
Erica Soto (5 days ago)
This was the first time I had heard of Doctor Who, and now I’m a huge fan.
Morpheus (5 days ago)
Paris redeems herself. Hysterical skit.
Boooiwonder (5 days ago)
The Number Didnt Work
Love pika (5 days ago)
She made such a big deal out of the "big floppy hat and scarf", but that wasn't a relevant part of most of the show. It never even comes back aside from basically just being referenced in modern doctor who, and it's not like it was around for the entirety of classic, either.
Someone call that number
Nauroze Mir (5 days ago)
stupid tori kelly sings about nationwide like it warms here heart. shut up tori kelly, no insurance company is on our side.
Magnus McCloud (6 days ago)
Hi I'm Bijou, call me. Call us in English, German or Polish Call us we love to Party. No Credit Cards (70 cents for the first minute. 6 cents each additional minute. actual operators are not in commercial. Some operators may be men doing a women's voice. Please no suicide calls.) *1-(900)-OK-FACE*
John L. Reed (6 days ago)
I lost my virginity at this video
Lázaro Murad (6 days ago)
Tina said Paris was the worst host. Since i knew that i've always imagined that Tina used Paris to write Regina's character from mean girls
I think this is the wrong description
Shane Freund (6 days ago)
That would be great if it weren't for blonde whore.
DravenGal (6 days ago)
Why is this the description I see? "Dan Rather (Darrell Hammond) reports that the documents about George Bush's service are fraudulent, as well as the claims he makes in his autobiography. He may not be the "World's Greatest Dad" or a licensed "Bikini Inspector." [Season 30, 2005]?"
John Erkman (6 days ago)
The ONLY DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE IN SNL HISTORY ladies and gentlemen! Thanks Paris (I’m a little embarrassed that I’m thanking Paris Hilton for something 😕😕😕🙃👾)
Tyler Hill (6 days ago)
Ross probably used this after he broke up with Rachel.
Kirence (6 days ago)
I understood every single line...
Small Cilantro (6 days ago)
am I going to jail?
SHIN BAKI HANMA (6 days ago)
This was hilarious. Maya Rudolph and Horatio Sanz killed me😆🤣😂
Hilarious Geek (6 days ago)
If they put starcraft chick I might actually call her
Jazhua Vanboven (7 days ago)
I'd rather put powdered glass in my urethra, than have a conversation with Paris Hilton. I seriously would bet $1000.00 she has no clue what Dr Who is!
Slaan (7 days ago)
Who uses a 12 sided die for a saving throw??? This whole THING lost it's credibility and I am going back in time to write a complaint letter! For real tho, i love this
Kim Nis (7 days ago)
No Firefly chat!!!!!!!!!! Well count mr out :(´
Aerin Gossett (7 days ago)
I loved this but why did they use Paris Hilton? Not that she didn't do a decent job or anything.
thegossipswan009 (7 days ago)
Paris would be a natural in these chat lines. But princess Lexus is the real deal here.
NSPresbyterian (7 days ago)
Saving Throws are d20 and Druids don't use swords! Would have completely ruined the moment, she needs retraining...
Scott Wilson (7 days ago)
what happened to paris hilton...she used to be EVERYWHERE

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