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The Exclusive Connections spokeswoman (Paris Hilton) says they know what kind of guy calls a sex line at 1 am: nerds! Whether the nerd likes Star Wars, Star Trek, or Hobbit, they have the girl. [Season 30, 2005] #SNL Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwM Get more SNL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-liv... Like SNL: https://www.facebook.com/snl Follow SNL: https://twitter.com/nbcsnl SNL Tumblr: http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/ SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl SNL Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/
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Sayak Das (1 день назад)
I wish that it existed as real because, I'd like to call for Star Trek Deep Space Nine.
Ari Heino (1 день назад)
SAVING THROWS ARE MADE WITH 20 SIDED DIE!! NERD RAGEE!!!
Absurd films (3 дня назад)
DADDY GIVE ME A CRITICAL HIT
Annie Lanier (12 дней назад)
But if they're phone operators then why are they dressed up? Do they have to pay for their own "work uniform" too? Can they be different characters each day? These are the serious questions people! /s/
Joseph Mead (1 месяц назад)
Also you'd hit Rivendell long before the gap of Rohan or the Misty Mountains.
Joseph Mead (1 месяц назад)
Dungeon Masters don't have a level. Also you don't cast saving throws, and you don't use d12's for them either.
GamingO_GGuyverx (1 месяц назад)
Who's the green one she hulk or from star trek
hustler shah (1 месяц назад)
Fucking hate hilton pile of bones
Buff Natsuki (1 месяц назад)
A monk wouldnt do this shit
eiderglast (1 месяц назад)
vapid
A-Innovations (1 месяц назад)
The Star Trek one had me dead
GottleOfGear (1 месяц назад)
Its sad that I know all those references
AllisonEMurphydotcom FreelanceWriter (1 месяц назад)
They joke, but people would pay for this.
AllisonEMurphydotcom FreelanceWriter (1 месяц назад)
The top part was too big.
Jarma (1 месяц назад)
Omg finally a funny sketch It's a miracle
MateoPep (1 месяц назад)
It's so rare to see Maya Rudolph cracking up during a Skit......that made it even better!
Alan Bornemann (1 месяц назад)
But... why are they wearing costumes for a phone sex hotline?
judas goat (2 месяца назад)
Any lana del ray fans?
judas goat (2 месяца назад)
My penis is hurt from girls
judas goat (2 месяца назад)
Tina fey looks soooo hot.
BuzzWeed (2 месяца назад)
Nerd Chat Line - SNL 561.682 áhorf 8,6 Þ. 218 DEILA VISTA Saturday Night Live Birt 17. maí 2018 The Exclusive Connections spokeswoman (Paris Hilton) says they know what kind of guy calls a sex line at 1 am: nerds! Whether the nerd likes Star Wars, Star Trek, or Hobbit, they have the girl. [Season 30, 2005] #SNL Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwM Get more SNL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-liv... Like SNL: https://www.facebook.com/snl Follow SNL: https://twitter.com/nbcsnl SNL Tumblr: http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/ SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl SNL Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/ 517 ummæli BuzzWeed Bæta við opinberum ummælum… Luka Reeson Luka Reeson Fyrir 4 mánuðum I bet that Stormtrooper misses every call. 1,2 þ. wstine79 wstine79 Fyrir 4 mánuðum If this happened today, there would be a Game of Thrones girl and a Westworld girl. 536 YepItsThatGuy YepItsThatGuy Fyrir 4 mánuðum This skit really confused me until I read the description and it all made sense 😂 851 southerncajuncharm southerncajuncharm Fyrir 4 mánuðum I’m pretty sure Tina Fey wrote this just as an excuse to dress up as Princess Leia. 626 av3maria av3maria Fyrir 4 mánuðum “I want to do something LOGICAL to you baby” I’m using this line forevermore 456 Davis Wood Davis Wood Fyrir 4 mánuðum What is that description lmao? 498 Любовь Пименова Любовь Пименова Fyrir 4 mánuðum Ok....It's frighteningly relevant in 2018 368 Fidelis Servus Fyrir 4 mánuðum Yeah baby, I want you to activate my light saber. Talk wookie to me. 100 Smelly Cat Fyrir 4 mánuðum "I want to do something logical to you baby", I'm going to use that line on my husband 91 gooboberti Fyrir 4 mánuðum Paris Hilton is actually doing a pretty good acting job here. 55 Shawn K Fyrir 4 mánuðum honestly, paris hilton killed this. she acted it well and actually had a lot of pretty complicated lines that she delivered well 60 Bex is the word Fyrir 4 mánuðum Maya trying to laugh is hilarious and YOU KNOW Tina totally was like.... I'm the princess!!!! 73 Van Y. Fyrir 4 mánuðum Wasnt expecting the Doctor at the end 37 ImaCheezbulian Fyrir 4 mánuðum (breytt) You can’t cast a saving throw... and you wouldn’t role a d12 for a save. Also Dungeon Masters don’t level/ have a playable character, however they may assume the role of an NPC. 260 Smart Biz Web Media Fyrir 4 mánuðum Paris Hilton can act? (Oh wait, she was simply playing herself..never mind) 239 SHIN BAKI HANMA Fyrir 4 mánuðum This was hilarious. Maya Rudolph and Horatio Sanz killed me😆🤣😂 28 Mario Catbagan Texeira Fyrir 4 mánuðum Keep bringing back the vintage stuff! I love it. 74 McGirlieGirl Fyrir 4 mánuðum What you need is a level 99 priest with maxed cooking, maxed Tailoring and maxed enchanting... Oh the things I could do to you! 33 david jockers Fyrir 4 mánuðum (breytt) Damn, Darrell Hammond got hot, but was NOT a convincing Dan Rather. 70 Robyn MARKOW Fyrir 4 mánuðum This skit was so funny that even Paris Hilton couldn't ruin it.. 35 Næst SJÁLFVIRK SPILUN 5:07 Meet Your Second Wife - SNL Saturday Night Live 12 m. áhorf 10:26 FUNNY GAMECUBE MEMES Pyrocynical Mælt með fyrir þig 8:13 Anchorman 2 : Fight Scene Pablo Vivona 11 m. áhorf 5:37 Election Night - SNL Saturday Night Live 18 m. áhorf 32:15 The Best Of Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation) witchorking 11 m. áhorf 4:56 Cut For Time: Children’s Show (Michael Keaton) - SNL Saturday Night Live 2,6 m. áhorf 11:46 JOHNY JOHNY YES PAPA MEMES Pyrocynical Mælt með fyrir þig 4:10 Star Wars Auditions - SNL Saturday Night Live 16 m. views
Bendy Snowball (2 месяца назад)
I get that this came out a while ago, but it kind of is offensive to millions, and even billions of people. Billions of people game, daily, and get enthralled with their games. For example, people might say Mass Effect or Destiny/Destiny 2 is for nerds. It’s just a game series that has a sci-fi fantasy storyline, with characters. Also, think about Star Wars. When this was released, only “geeks” and “nerds” liked Star Wars. Now it’s mainstream. Not to mention, I would rather be a nerd than some douchebag who is the most popular kid in school and has an IQ lower than their chromosome count. (Also, how is being a nerd an insult? It just means you are smart and maybe like technology or computers more than others).
Hellwyck (2 месяца назад)
Leia's been lookin' for love in Alderaan places!
Hellwyck (2 месяца назад)
Tina Fey as Leia Organa... Happy xmas!
Craig Girard (3 месяца назад)
Ummm, it's a 20 sided die for a saving throw. How did Fey screw that up?!?!?!?!?!
Surreal Cereal (2 месяца назад)
That was Amy Poehler, not Tina Fey. But I'm picking up what you're laying down.
:3 ILikeCats (3 месяца назад)
I only understood one of these lines
_myth5 media (3 месяца назад)
Level 8 dungeon master LOL
Lily Barbier (3 месяца назад)
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Gilbert Thomas (3 месяца назад)
Monks can't use vorpal swords without a serious penalty to their THAC0 scores , that would be such a boner killer!!!
Phoebe Congloebe (3 месяца назад)
But what if I like Marvel and DC? Or Nintendo? Who do I call?
Luis Ortiz (3 месяца назад)
Paris Hilton ? What no talent bitch ,she is not even “HOT” \Am surprise she can read
Surreal Cereal (2 месяца назад)
I was actually impressed she could read too.
Tobi Makkura (3 месяца назад)
Huh, now I know how frustrated D&D players are when people spoof it... The DM doesn't have a level :P
Ed F booboo (3 месяца назад)
Why would they need to be dressed up on the phone?
Darquanda Mhmm (3 месяца назад)
This is a skit
Darquanda Mhmm (3 месяца назад)
Ed F booboo literally
Ed F booboo (3 месяца назад)
Really?
John C John (3 месяца назад)
Fandoms were so few back then. Waiting in for part 2 when when Nerd line becomes an MNC.
husky fluffers (3 месяца назад)
I'm a level 9 arcane mage with level seven battle magic
Robert Aronin (3 месяца назад)
Tina Fey missed a great opportunity to wear a gold bikini on national television.
rachelkawaii (3 месяца назад)
Is it weird if I get all the references here?... dang it im weird
Jax the Ripper (3 месяца назад)
This needs to be a thing
soloist (3 месяца назад)
Guess there wasn't a lot of nerds in the audience that night...
Ida Dudenmanner (2 месяца назад)
Just a bunch of people who didn't find Paris funny
Tracy Lilly (3 месяца назад)
Tina Fey is SO hot as Princess Leia.
My dog on YouTube (3 месяца назад)
Why do I fill like this is a thing
Nevalith (3 месяца назад)
As a nerd i was so going to be "Awww yeeeaaa baybee."...but Like..why did they assign a level to the DM, what class was the CE Half-orc, and one does not cast a saving throw...also..wait a d12..S'poosed to be a d20...also ! *pushes up glasses* *NERD INTENSIFIES*
Jerry Robles (3 месяца назад)
I don't watch anything with Paris Hilton , bhad babbie or Kim Kardashian in it.
aaron laluzerne (3 месяца назад)
And yet no Asian girls to pretend to be Anime Waifus :(.
Nikhil Kenvetil (3 месяца назад)
480p man? Really?
Alan (3 месяца назад)
I'm a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger.
Mindaugas Mazrimas (3 месяца назад)
Hilton read the cards like a pro
ShinRyojin (3 месяца назад)
SNL predicted cosplay patreon.
wratched (3 месяца назад)
Level eight dungeon master? Come on. The first thing you should know about appealing to nerds is get your terms right.
Suicide Silence (4 месяца назад)
Hmmm, Paris Hilton playing a skank. That must’ve been a stretch for her........
byron2521 (4 месяца назад)
You don't think this would get nerds to call? I bet it really would.
Bob Toad (4 месяца назад)
I used to hand out with these guys and then I grew up.
Dellaluna13 (4 месяца назад)
“Would you care for a Jelly Baby, baby, or would you prefer I Dalek your balls?” “Oh keep going....I’m ..I’m ...I’m regenerating into Peter Davison!!”
Aniket Giri (4 месяца назад)
Who is the fat guy at 1:45? Maya almost lost it there.
Donald Hill (4 месяца назад)
haha there is a job Paris Hilton is qualified to do... lol
Emma McMahon (4 месяца назад)
But... no harry potter?
Ed F booboo (3 месяца назад)
That's for kids
Dominique Dixon (4 месяца назад)
Maya breaking 😂😂😂
TheZephyrStorm (4 месяца назад)
Everyone is chaotic evil or chaotic neutral. No one ever wants to be good
samuel maloney (4 месяца назад)
Wow, SNL writers are lazy. Why do people like this show?
Carla Lindholm (4 месяца назад)
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mistrooth (4 месяца назад)
Maya Rudolph 100%!!!!!
Stephen E (4 месяца назад)
What pathetic dorks! Who would, oh wait - did you say TARDIS?? Dalek! I'm taking out my sonic screwdriver! Allons-y!!!
ElPayasoMalo (4 месяца назад)
1. Dungeon masters don't have levels. 2. What the hell is +5 to melee range? 3. You don't "cast" saving throws. 4. Saving throws are not determined with a d12.
alliance navy 45 (4 месяца назад)
why isn't there hot line for nerds
Sean Freeman (4 месяца назад)
paris hilton is a joke.
Loved Maya Rudolph's impression of Nichelle Nichols' Uhura — don't think I've ever seen anyone do an accurate version of her on a parody before. And certainly didn't ever think I'd ever see Paris Hilton doing Fourth Doctor cosplay! 🤪
Sabrina Kowal (4 месяца назад)
everything works in this sketch lmao
Paul Wilkinson (4 месяца назад)
Ok but Maya looks good.
FilimboUK (4 месяца назад)
I think I just assembled the Key to Time
I Lauran (4 месяца назад)
:)))))
Jess Carter (4 месяца назад)
"I'm giving myself the Vulcan Nerve Pinch right now!". Hahaha. .omg..that kills me every time!!!!
BDiaz (4 месяца назад)
Funny sketch except Paris Hilton is completely dead behind the eyes
imogenbegins (4 месяца назад)
Paris did such a great job <3
Dminor Wolfy (4 месяца назад)
WHERE'S THE NUMBER
Michael Salisbury (4 месяца назад)
stupid everyone knows a druidic monk cant use a vorpal blade :)
M K (4 месяца назад)
Paris was actually GOOD!
Warren Gee (4 месяца назад)
Paris sounds like a pro....
mercurywoodrose (4 месяца назад)
they got the nerd cred right. see guys, all the lines a gal gives you to turn you on: they can read your mind. stop wanting that. try reading theirs. youll fail but they will find it a turn on anyway.
Daniel Cowlin (4 месяца назад)
Cast it, cast it! Hahaha, may all your rolls be 20's and may the force be with you and don't take Bantha fodder from no trifling Romulan.
James Mac777 (4 месяца назад)
That is the thing about science fiction and fantasy publishing, they do strange sex to create strange characters, and they have always done this.
Atria Wulf (4 месяца назад)
OMG they even made a 4th doctor reference
K. Nakanishi (4 месяца назад)
This was a joke. But now Overwatch is going to be on ESPN, so....
Cheeze Ballz (4 месяца назад)
"Plus five melee range"? That makes no sense. Melee attack has no range. It's the opposite of a range attack.....duh!
TheWorker (4 месяца назад)
Horatio was damn good at throwing people off in his scenes.
Joey Tansey (5 месяцев назад)
Paris Hilton actually acted fairly well in this, the last bit was a little flat but i was suprissed!
RedDragonM1 (5 месяцев назад)
Wow. Hilton has gone down as one of the WORST hosts on the show...I can see why. Yikes. Oh, and this sketch can go RIGHT to hell. SNL writers don't go to cons, I see. Let's see.....1. More and more women are going to cons. 2. Many of these women are lovely! 3. There are also plenty of handsome men at the cons....some of which look like they can bench press football players. 4. Some of my most geekiest friends are magnets for women (one of them is really humble about it. But women love him!!).
Gordon Kidd (5 месяцев назад)
Harsh danger corporate formal elevator tremendous dry age compound nut.
Rosemary Williams (5 месяцев назад)
l miss Paris on t.v.
Anon Ymous (5 месяцев назад)
I don't get this at all. Why would any of the nerds calling in be enticed by Paris Hilton as the spokesperson since she's only hot to normal people?
DeepFriedAbortion (5 месяцев назад)
Why they got storm lookin crazy in the back?
Eric B (5 месяцев назад)
I’d legit call this if it really existed 🤫
luvzlara (5 месяцев назад)
“Vulcan” Pinch!!!! Yes!!! Lol
DANGEROUS COMEDY (5 месяцев назад)
Listen to how the audience stops laughing when Paris talks. She is so unfunny.
Frumpet (5 месяцев назад)
“Let me do something logical to you baby”-I just died.
Junkers in Tutus (5 месяцев назад)
+5 Melee range?! Stretch Armstrong?
William Tornquist (5 месяцев назад)
Sometimes jokes like these, you see them on the Big Bang sometimes and you saw Shatner do one earlier on SNL that degraded nerds. These seem to me to be almost cheap shots, if they were done at any other people in society I believe there would be a little bit of an outcry.
alex morales (5 месяцев назад)
Didn't Tina Fey say that Paris Hilton was the most conceited cunt host she has ever worked with.
Zachary Foster (4 месяца назад)
Yes
Donald Corrigan (5 месяцев назад)
Psh. Like a monk would ever use a vorpal sword.
j v (5 месяцев назад)
It was worth it just for Tina Fey as princess Leia. crossing the nerd streams! (btw Leia Organa has to be the porniest name in science fiction - second only to some of those Bond girls)

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