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Signs She's NOT Horny!

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Just some sure fire signs your girl is NOT ready to get the bizz!
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Whos watching in 2018 he looks so little 😂lmfao
Lisa Farouse (1 year ago)
these are the best!!!
sharkisha (1 year ago)
I miss Bella 😭😭😭
real man (2 years ago)
666 dislikes, damn
xDeviL GiRLx (2 years ago)
lol
Predoxian Asff (2 years ago)
My girl says she never horny, and she's not like other girls, BOI I'm gonna find out what makes her in horny... just need the right timing
Adolfo Cumbane (2 years ago)
Bella!!!😭
Sydney (2 years ago)
Mystic you're hot as fuck
Andrea And Robert (2 years ago)
most of the time the girl just wants you to make the first move! lol
Andrea And Robert (2 years ago)
+Elijah Hayden lol true shit
Elijah Hayden (2 years ago)
Well he has had bout 19 girls in a month
Brandon Beckworth (2 years ago)
so funny
Ameyah Sharpe (2 years ago)
So funny thanks for letting me know just now seeing it
Erika Fuentes (2 years ago)
mystçccccccccccc
PapichuloBry (2 years ago)
Too bad that's my Tbt mystic
Nina Chanel (2 years ago)
😂😂😂
Galaxy Frost Cube (2 years ago)
you better get your broke ass to the corner store buy a ring pop come back and get on one knee Lmao
kick butt87 (2 years ago)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ilias ilias (2 years ago)
je mais trop te vidéo et je t aime
Keisha D (2 years ago)
bellas nose so long
bring that fresh cut back mystic!!
Big Poppa (2 years ago)
He did
Cheyenne Banks (2 years ago)
old spice and listerine im on the floor
Ariel Reynolds (2 years ago)
Dracula has not been eating you out I'm dead 😂😂
ιтѕѕ_ вιnaн (2 years ago)
" Vaginal Stabbing "😂😂😂😂
Mikale Haynes (2 years ago)
that shit was funny
Andrew Clum (2 years ago)
im going to use that"Fapkins"
Brad Allisen (2 years ago)
If you have to watch this video She's NOT Horny!
Mindy Castro (2 years ago)
right i agree if ppl dont know wht that means then ur to young my dude i like this video...
Mindy Castro (2 years ago)
right i agree if ppl dont know wht that means then ur to young my dude i like this video...
tia johnson (2 years ago)
sometimes i lie to my bf and say i havent shaved just so we dont have to have sex lol.
Inconceivable Noob (2 years ago)
"You might as well get the lotion and fapkins"~ Mystic
David that metal dude (2 years ago)
yo Mystic I love your vids bro always have me rollin #teammystic
Naquannah Davis (3 years ago)
So true
Artravius Thompson (3 years ago)
Artravius and N
Herman Skipwith (3 years ago)
Team Mystic
DYLAN!! ROBBINS!! (3 years ago)
He hit this on point😂
Xavier Islas (3 years ago)
thx you for the videos thx you
Xavier Islas (3 years ago)
I like when we give you thums up I always put thums up always because I love your channel really I love them and plz plz plz do more prank shows and I will put thums up on all of them reallyO:-)
Xavier Islas (3 years ago)
do others channel plz
Lovepeacewar (3 years ago)
Lol this is funny
Trapmoneybenny (3 years ago)
lotion and the napkins,dafuk......................OH YEAH😉
Jessie Brows (3 years ago)
This guy looks like layzie bone's son.
Robert_gomez 32 (3 years ago)
You look like a young will smith
Rico Swae (3 years ago)
Hahaha dis nigga pulled out a bottle of Jergens- i remember usin that cheap ass brand specifically for the fapkins lmao
David White (3 years ago)
Lol that's all I have to say
Coby Matthews (3 years ago)
That nigga did get dropped fast tho 😭😭
Coby Matthews (3 years ago)
😂😂 The Woodshed
The Hair (3 years ago)
She's hot what's her name?
+jamie simpson no it's Bella. Banginbella is her insta
jamie simpson (3 years ago)
nizoni
M F (3 years ago)
fapkins >.<
Jaheem Stuart (3 years ago)
I never understood how to you lotion and napkin together.
Jhon Doe (2 years ago)
+safety
shad2466 (2 years ago)
+Wentre Davis in the shower homie
Tinman Gaming (2 years ago)
I use no lotion neither fapkins it goes where it goes
rene tshiteya (3 years ago)
Then your too young my friend
Felipe Diaz (3 years ago)
LMAO stupid lol
Korrie Smith (3 years ago)
When the lotion came out I died
Koby Morris (3 years ago)
😂😂
Nicolas Ramirez (3 years ago)
WOODWACKER 😂😂😂😂😂
YOUNGB (3 years ago)
tha lotion part got me crying
Jaydon Winkler (3 years ago)
She
Sarah Weare (3 years ago)
Chuck da Gamer (3 years ago)
Bro mystic u making me laugh daily keep doing what u doing homie #mysticgotjokesbiach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EMILY F (3 years ago)
When he said vacuole stabbing I felt physical pain omg it hurts again dammit
Kyannah Bridges (3 years ago)
You are the best
anabel rivera (3 years ago)
Fuck dat
Latece Ball (3 years ago)
Mysticgotjokes why you no funny no more
Khloi Crompton (3 years ago)
"
Altagrce Corvil (3 years ago)
His girlfriend is really pretty like gorgeous
Jacobi William (3 years ago)
hey!! my last name is antoine
Raymond Ballock (3 years ago)
Very helpful.. lol
runebirger1997 (3 years ago)
Bwhahahahahaha xD
Guero (3 years ago)
Haha, soo funny
Quadira Smith (3 years ago)
Its true
Jayla B (3 years ago)
He reminds me of will from the fresh prince of bell air lol anybody else😆
man of Sydney (3 years ago)
Hi bro, oh yeah subscribed on your channel because of your little sexy girl
Nathan Della Gatta (3 years ago)
Change every female's name to antoine. LOL
# babybow34 bow (3 years ago)
Sexing
Jay Brown (3 years ago)
Funny one to Prank vs flu
Mary Zicari (3 years ago)
Funny
Antwann Davidaon (3 years ago)
That is my real name
Kristen Green (3 years ago)
Good job
Marquis Yayes (3 years ago)
I'm done can't stop laughing
Audria Littell (3 years ago)
Can you do a video of how to tell if a guy really likes you or not and if you already have could you please send me the link Much obliged.
Precise (3 years ago)
FACTS
Aly Staff (3 years ago)
team mystic for life
Regina'e Scruggs (3 years ago)
THIS IS ASOME I love you mistik 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
johnny ida (3 years ago)
you described my girl in the last part 
elissa mati (3 years ago)
THIS WAS POSTED ON MY B DAY 😂
The Viayra (3 years ago)
ANTOINE LOL
destinite (3 years ago)
This channel is way better than Prank vs Prank...
dani (3 years ago)
He reminds me of Oscar from Shark Tale
Jada Bonner (2 years ago)
Haha lol
PrettyLittleBookLiar (2 years ago)
OMG YES
brianna b. (2 years ago)
Hell ya
jimmy wang (3 years ago)
Wats her IG?
eidan baruch (3 years ago)
xD, Awesome vid man.
Michael Bellefleur (3 years ago)
Lmao this was great
RySki (3 years ago)
"change every female'a name to Antwon" NAAAA I'm done
Skarlett Ramirez (1 year ago)
RySki i read that right when he said that😂
kingjayjay98 (3 years ago)
Antoine
jalene asham (3 years ago)
Actually my mom has had her period for six months straight. My sister had her period for a month straight but guys don't really know anything.
Marcus Graham (2 years ago)
Thanks for sharing
Invalidts2Official (2 years ago)
+jalene asham not all of us are like jon snow
f3 (2 years ago)
+jalene asham how is that possible and I'm a guy and I'm a senior and my friends that are girls argue and whine over And over when they just got off there period and I know this because is that they stop carrying tampons (2) they stopped going to the bathroom after every class so how is it possible to have another one after birth??
john mcgrey (3 years ago)
This guy is funny as fuck
Mark Hauser (3 years ago)
Funny that the new one will make sure that I can get a lot for
Tyshun Foster (3 years ago)
Hi ell ugly
Fitsum Abera (3 years ago)
OMG! I have used all of those excuses except I need to take a shower and I just took a shower. Girls are human. We can't always have a high libido.
george arada (2 years ago)
Awo lik neshe enem endeza asebe neber gin ahun thanks to technology every habesha has an account. Anyways Facebook or viber aleshe beza enawra?
Fitsum Abera (2 years ago)
+george arada Alehu alehu! Weird meeting another Ethiopian on youtube. Bizzu seew ayitekemim aydel? lls
george arada (2 years ago)
Awo negne konjo endet neshe?
Fitsum Abera (2 years ago)
+george arada yes I am. Arada? Lls. Yagere lij neh ende?
george arada (2 years ago)
hey fitsum am guessing ur ethiopian right?
Crying Obama (3 years ago)
Fapkins
Jaay Trill (3 years ago)
Info on that jersy shits flee bruh +Mystic Got Jokes
aryianah king (3 years ago)
#teammystic  
anonymous pinecone (3 years ago)
Lol fapkins
Luke McCullough (3 years ago)
Subscribe to my channel
Zayah Hopkins (3 years ago)
+OhhMeow HD Nice one
Zayah Hopkins (3 years ago)
Cool this was on my birthday

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