It's not at all like male viagra...
Now that 'female viagra' or Addyi, is available by prescription, we imagined what it might be like for doctors around the world....
Patient : Oh, yes – I would like female Viagra please.
Doctor: Err, do you mean Addyi? – it’s generic name is flibanserin
Patient: Uhm – I mean like – the magic sex drug. I saw that theres this pill -- like male viagra -- and you can have amazing sex on it, so if boys can have it, girls should be able to have it too, so i want it. I mean, more is more right?
Doctor: Well, Hmm. See, male Viagra – what you are referring to – is actually very different. It sends blood to the male genitals – and uhh, this is actually totally different to the female version – which works on your brain chemistry to increase labido. So, it’s really not like Viagra at all.
Patient: But it’s a sex drug, right? Can you – write me a prescription.
Doctor See, Flibanserin, the generic name – is actually for people with hypoactive sexual desire disorder (HSDD). You don’t just pop it, if you want to have more sex. It’s a treatment for a condition.
Patient : So, what are the symptoms of that – condition.
Doctor : Uhh – low libido –
Patient : Low libido! that’s totally me.
Doctor : Really? Because, that’s not what you said originally. I think you said “more is more”.
Patient : Oh, I was talking about eyebrows.But in terms of low libido – that’s totally me.
Doctor : Can you tell me a little bit about that?
Patient : Well, yeah sure. Well like the other night I was drunk at TAO, and this hot guy came up to me – and he had those abdomen muscles like Brad Pitt in fight club – and then we caught an uber back to his place in Flatbush – and it was like, I mean – let’s just say I felt sorry for the driver – but anyway – when I woke up the next day – I still had my skiiny jeans on.
Doctor : Umm. Okay. This is mainly meant to help people with issues in intimate relationships.
Patient : And the other day – the delivery guy from los tacos, we’re like – pretty close, if you know what I mean – like, Domingo is really special to me, I mean I see him basically everytime I order tacos – and the other night – he asked me if I wanted anything else – and like – “I was like, you know what – I just wanted to eat my quesadilla and watch Orange is the New Black.”
Doctor : Okay, well. Let’s do a medical check, and see that this is right for you. Are you currently on any other medication?
Patient : Just the pill. – For my T-zone.
Doctor : Are you allergic to any medications?
Patient : Umm. Not really. I did feel nautious last time I took Plan B. But that was like – in summer-ish.
Doctor : How many sexual partners do you have?
Patient : Pass.
Doctor : Are you currently pregnant?
Patient : I hope not! I’m pretty sure – no? Wait. When was the Marquee opening? How definitive of an answer do you need for that?
Doctor : Umm – when was the first day of your last period?
Patient :Oh – I have my diary – I can work this out...Monday!
Doctor : So you’re on your period now?
Patient :Yes! So I’m defiantly not pregnant.
Doctor : Okay – so – just – take this to the pharmacy. Now, you can’t consume alcohol while you are on these.
Patient :Ugh, god – it’s like being on antibiotics.
Doctor : Well yes – it kind of is, because it’s prescription medication.
Patient : Oh. I’ll save it for special occasions. Like champagne! But not.
Doctor : You actually have to take this medication every day.
Patient : Oh. What happens if you don’t?
Doctor : It won’t be effective.
Patient : What happens if I accidentally – like say, if someone spiked my drink – with vodka.
Doctor: You’ll suffer negative side effects. Dizziness, nausea…
Patient : Any hallucinating?
Doctor : Not typically, no.
Patient : Oh. Well, this should be good anyway. Thanks so much doctor.
Doctor : Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Patient : No thanks. Oh; you guys don’t do medical marujana here do you?
This video is presented by Jayde Lovell, produced and edited by Solvi Haugseth, at Youtube Space NYC.
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