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Who you gonna call?
 
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A woman deals with a unique infestation. If she's not careful they'll take over her house. Please subscribe! And Join us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nocturnal-Emissions/36721802293
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The Muppets Movie Trailer 2011 - Official Kermit 911 Call
 
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A domestic disturbance call for some celebrity muppets.
Views: 27946 Nocturnal Emissions
Jason Voorhees  - After Friday the 13th
 
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A docuNEntry on Jason's life after the killing.
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I Shit My Pants
 
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worst first date.... EVER! Please subscribe and follow us: Facebook.com/NocturnalEmissions @NocturnalComedy on twitter Song is available on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/ca/album/i-sh-t-my-pants-single/id408551373
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Late fees
 
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An embarrassing moment on a first date.
Views: 6888 Nocturnal Emissions
Valentine's Day misunderstanding
 
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I don't think you're talking about the same thing....
Views: 7298 Nocturnal Emissions
Where the Fuck Am I?
 
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Sometimes the night before isn't worth the morning after..... Download song here: http://tinyurl.com/bzasymh Please share our latest song. Hope you enjoy! Join us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/nocturnalemissions Special thanks to Justin Dyck for shooting!!!
Views: 8537 Nocturnal Emissions
Elmo phone sex
 
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Even muppets need to unwind after a hard day at the office.
Views: 162383 Nocturnal Emissions
Just Friends
 
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How close is too close? Subscribe and join us on facebook! www.facebook.com/nocturnalemissions
Views: 4676 Nocturnal Emissions
Paperboy in real life
 
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Not everyone loves the paperboy
Views: 89710 Nocturnal Emissions
Fresh Prince of Bel Air Billionaire Mash up! acoustic cover
 
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Download link below. Just a quick recording we did live off the floor mashing up Travie McCoy's/Bruno Mars Billionaire with the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. enjoy! And please subscribe!! Download mp3 here: http://nocturnalemissionscomedy.bandcamp.com/track/fresh-prince-of-bel-air-billionaire-acoustic-mash-up
Views: 3652 Nocturnal Emissions
Banned Rohypnol commercial - Nocturnal Emissions Comedy
 
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this was nocturnal emissions first commercial job, and we got fired because this was what we gave them.
Views: 316986 Nocturnal Emissions
stereo types
 
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just a quick rough version Download mp3 (free for a limited time) http://nocturnalemissionscomedy.bandcamp.com/track/stereo-types-demo
Views: 1376 Nocturnal Emissions
First dance
 
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The singing ex's sing the first dance song at a wedding. Please subscribe and join us on www.facebook.com\nocturnalemissions
Views: 4913 Nocturnal Emissions
Saw 7 teaser trailer (HD 1080p)
 
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What happens when Jigsaw isn't the sickest one playing the game? please subscribe. special thanks to Justin G. Dyck for being the DOP and special thanks to Marco Deufemia for editing! and Alexandria Townshend for make up shot on the RED cam special effects done in Adobe after effects edited in Adobe premiere.
Views: 40715 Nocturnal Emissions
I pooped my pants [Radio Edit]
 
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Worst first date.... EVER!!! Please subscribe and follow us: Facebook.com/NocturnalEmissions @NocturnalComedy on twitter
Views: 15509 Nocturnal Emissions
A common mistake
 
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how many times has this happened to you?
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Role playing for dummies - Nocturnal Emissions Comedy
 
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A couple try something to spice up their love life....... I DON'T think this is what they had in mind!
Views: 15290 Nocturnal Emissions
Worst Married Couple EVER!!!
 
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A couple tells each other how they REALLY feel.
Views: 8395 Nocturnal Emissions
Yoda 911 call.  REALLY high.
 
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Yoda calls 911 when he's high.
Views: 9514 Nocturnal Emissions
Christmas Blow Job song.
 
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Funny new holiday song from Nocturnal Emissions Comedy (expand for lyrics and download link) Download here: http://nocturnalemissionscomedy.bandcamp.com/track/all-i-want-for-christmas-n-e-style Now it's the time of year To spread the love and cheer Maxing out the credit cards Regrets in the new year I've got the solution That can fix it all my dear So let me be quite clear All I want for christmas is a blow job That's the kind of gift you give for free All I want for christmas is a blow job All it costs is a bit of dignity Every single year you buy us things that we don't need A box of socks A brand new tie A tired DVD So this year let me be clear when I am planting my seed Oh please listen to me All I want for christmas is a blow job That's the kind of gift you give for free All I want for christmas is a blow job All it costs is a bit of dignity I know what you're thinking You can't wrap that in a bow We don't care Put it in your hair Just pucker up and blow So yank my pants And make it dance Under the mistletoe I'll be singing oooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! Ho Ho A blow job Ho Ho A blow job Ho Ho A blow job Ho Ho A blow job Ho ho A blow job oooooooooooooooooAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! All I want for christmas is a blow job That's the kind of gift you give for free All I want for christmas is a blow job All it costs AMEN
Views: 153214 Nocturnal Emissions
How to make FAKE blood! Tutorial with JASON VOORHEES!!!  Friday the 13th edition
 
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Here's a "how to" video starring Friday the 13th's Jason Voorhees. In this tutorial, you'll learn how Jason Voorhees, makes his fake blood for the movies! Enjoy!!
Views: 3633 Nocturnal Emissions
"In the Key of Z" - s01e06: "Divided we fall"
 
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n the Key of Z episode 6: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1989871/ http://www.facebook.com/inthekeyofz
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"In the Key of Z" - s01e01: "Pilot"
 
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In the Key of Z episode 1: The hugely successful 90's rock band "Noah's Park" reunites for the first time, nearly two decades after their unfortunate self destruction. More info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1989871/ http://www.facebook.com/inthekeyofz
Views: 3062 Nocturnal Emissions
Super Mario Intervention
 
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Breaking bricks in the mushroom kingdom finally catches up with Mario Click here for the shorter version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRp8v5lWbDY
Views: 26883 Nocturnal Emissions
Who's on top?     Sex fight.
 
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A couple fights about who's on top
Views: 89895 Nocturnal Emissions
Super Bowl XLVI Commercial!  RACIST Guess Who!
 
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Best commercial at Super Bowl XLVI. I have got to get me one of these! please subscribe, your grandma did. unless she died, then it was whoever stole her identity. Special thanks to Daniel "Duane Starr" Murrell Catch Nocturnal emissions and Daniel on twitter. @nocturnalcomedy @DanielMurrell
Views: 8026 Nocturnal Emissions
Sorry do I know you?
 
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A chance meeting
Views: 8136 Nocturnal Emissions
PSA Bike Safety
 
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Jacob just wants to get through his PSA.
Views: 5766 Nocturnal Emissions
My Yellow Belt Hero
 
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A yellow belt gets the chance to show off his new found ski
Views: 7813 Nocturnal Emissions
Cougar de Bergerac - Nocturnal Emissions Comedy
 
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Cyrano de Bergerac... Cougar style! A hilarious take on a classic story. Script: Keith Cooper Direction: Tom Antos, Keith Cooper Starring: Saffron Cassaday, April Morgan, Dave Thomson, Keith Cooper nocturnalemissions.ca
Views: 42807 Nocturnal Emissions
Keith is a Jerk Podcast: Keith Got Kidnapped
 
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Keith gets kidnapped, Derek gets covered in dog poop, and Ryan runs through town on a giant horse. Listen as we tell stories about how we almost dided!
Views: 447 Nocturnal Emissions
Leeked iPhone commercial - New iPhone App for women
 
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Think you may have had a mistake? There's an app for that! Beats a trip to Mexico!
Views: 5983 Nocturnal Emissions
Failed 80's gameshow
 
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Not all game shows make it on the air.
Views: 933 Nocturnal Emissions
That bitch is crazy
 
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Hey, just did up a new song today. I'll do a proper recording in a couple weeks and film a proper video. until then, enjoy! (download link below) Download it here: http://nocturnalemissionscomedy.bandcamp.com/track/this-bitch-is-crazy-demo
Views: 2925 Nocturnal Emissions
Snow Sex!!!!!
 
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kids make a funny sculpture based on what they saw
Views: 7979 Nocturnal Emissions
Statistically speaking
 
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Statistics say that strangers are 90% more likely to hook up when at a friends wedding.
Views: 1170 Nocturnal Emissions
Sexual Terms Inc.
 
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Ever wonder who invented the term "Donkey Punch"?
Views: 9434 Nocturnal Emissions
1920's Jackass - Train stunt
 
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Look out lassie, it's the 7:20 to painsville!
Views: 4202 Nocturnal Emissions
Rampage in real life
 
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A guy calls 911 about a disturbance.
Views: 26422 Nocturnal Emissions
Pregnant girls make me horny!
 
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You're glowing! Please subscribe and follow us: Facebook.com/NocturnalEmissions @NocturnalComedy on twitter
Views: 348908 Nocturnal Emissions
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Three guys playing pool talk about some celebrity crushes.
Views: 20736 Nocturnal Emissions
Sounds like Sex
 
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A day in the life of a family that records sex sounds for porno
Views: 299807 Nocturnal Emissions
Sex Sounds!
 
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shorter version of sounds like sex!
Views: 228846 Nocturnal Emissions
Banned Fathers Day Commercial
 
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Happy father's day!
Views: 29526 Nocturnal Emissions
Catch the game last night?
 
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Monday morning at the office.
Views: 403 Nocturnal Emissions
Love notes in the sand
 
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A couple writes sweet notes to each other.
Views: 2220 Nocturnal Emissions
Joe's first day
 
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Sometimes the first day a new company can be rough
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Spiderman caught!
 
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Even superhero's have to deal with real life shame
Views: 7553 Nocturnal Emissions
Princess and the Frog
 
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A princess gets more... er, less than she bargained for in this twist on a classic fairy tale. please comment below, and don't forget to subscribe! This video will teach you: How to kiss a frog How to get a girl How to have sex How to seduce a princess How to turn down a pervert How to find Prince Charming
Views: 6022 Nocturnal Emissions